Kristin

Wow, where do I begin. Kristin is a sexy awesome person, but don't let her superficial charm and talent fool you. Under the surface you will be met with a raging homophobic, transphobic, racist person. While she claims it's "all fun and games" secretly you know she'd vote no for any human rights. So in summary, she is a sweet and charming attractive you lady, that will commit tax fraud for you, and will bag out any minorities.

"Have you hung out with Kristin lately?"
"Omg yes, you should have heard what she was saying."

by jak3ywak3y December 30, 2023

Kristine

To leave work to take a shit at your local Kwik Trip after consuming too much Milk

I got to go take a Kristine on my break.

by Tesla777 April 6, 2023

karly and kristin

Two ridiculous women who love each other unconditionally and will apparently go to any length to keep each other in each other's "realms." But I want the real thing and that is you in my life as my wife.

When are Karly and Kristin getting married?

by #1Karlyfan January 7, 2023

Kristin Zielke

An apple crumble cunt. What many call a fucking burnt piece of celery

Kristin Zielke is a fucking raisin

by andremedl November 23, 2018

kristin zielke

an apple crumble cunt. what many call a fucking burnt piece of celery.

kristin zielke is a fucking raisin

by andremedl November 23, 2018

Kristine huynh

Kristine huynh is a cockroach!! she loves hyunjin from straykids btw 🥰🥰!! And she should go eat some toenails.
She also has crusty toes and dirty feet 🙁..

kristine huynh should eat toenails <3.

by sushiinred August 25, 2022

Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”

Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.

by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022