Jorgen
A Jorgen is someone who is chatty as hell and gives no fucks.
He knows philosophy well which is a bad thing. His philosophical knowledge will make you doubt your entire existence and put you into a vegetative state.
His inability to sleep until 3am ruins his friend’s sleep schedules but somehow he can survive that way every night.
Jorgen is in a screamo emo band and has full sleeve tattoos - probably one with a goat too.
He likes to dress quirky by wearing different colored socks and shoes, leading to others calling him unprofessional.
Although he loves his wife and cats, he is a also a huge cunt. The cuntiest cunt if you ever did meet one.
Overall: A great friend - but a huge bitch snake.
He knows philosophy well which is a bad thing. His philosophical knowledge will make you doubt your entire existence and put you into a vegetative state.
His inability to sleep until 3am ruins his friend’s sleep schedules but somehow he can survive that way every night.
Jorgen is in a screamo emo band and has full sleeve tattoos - probably one with a goat too.
He likes to dress quirky by wearing different colored socks and shoes, leading to others calling him unprofessional.
Although he loves his wife and cats, he is a also a huge cunt. The cuntiest cunt if you ever did meet one.
Overall: A great friend - but a huge bitch snake.
Paige: Did you hear that Jorgen’s lecture on simulations put Dan into a coma?
Brookelyn: Yeah he’s such a cunting bitch snake.
Brookelyn: Yeah he’s such a cunting bitch snake.
Jorgen by mackdaddydragon April 1, 2022
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