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jude

jude is a spicy memeful human
JUDE??? OMG HES SO SPICYYYY
by jude’s spicy February 24, 2019
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Judeing it

Slag for killing it. Usually involving pills or self mutilation.
Oh shit, I’m pregnant again... thinking about Judeing it, three mouths to feed are just to many”
by Shiggles January 31, 2021
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El-Jude

A sexy and wonderful athletic man. El-Jude is an idol to all and he’s also an amazing person. Everyone need a El-Jude in their lives. El-Judes are rare people who everyone loves. He’s a kind and wonderful person. Smart too, they’re known as the funny charasmatic friend everyone has. He’s a loyal amazing man who probably has a Big Dick.

If you meet an El-Jude give him a chance! You won’t regret it

I talked to an El-Jude and I must say he was so funny and he also had a very large penis!!!!!!!! lady’s get one today
El-Jude is a people person.
by Anthonythesexybeast November 24, 2021
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jude

Jude is a hot man that is bisexual. he has a ginormous penis that is good to suck on when you are sad. he loves to fuck both genders hard but he fucks women harder because he likes it more. if you get really lucky and he says he wants to have sex with you, he will always go rub his penis in the bathroom to get it hard first. but when he finally has sex with you, it is worth the wait.
girl: come on Jude, get in here and fuck me already!
Jude: gimme a sec! I am a Jude, so it takes me a minute to get ready.
by I'mabun,I'mabun,I'mtasty March 16, 2023
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Jude

A. Boring. Person.

A fortnite lover who will play for hours and hours

Middle name is Harrison

He is a hardass if you mess with him you will get killed and get your ass kicked

lmao

Very funny but scary
Don’t mess with Jude or you will get your ass kicked
by fornite sucks January 3, 2019
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Jude M

An ass eating, glasses stealing, janky pancake making mother fucker. While having a god like sense of style this simp cannot make a pun to save his damn life.
Jude M is good in bed but bad in life
by olireh February 25, 2020
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Jude

A person who is lazy as all hell, but when they’re given work, they’ll see it through. They keep their words, no matter how long it may take. This person also takes things to literally, so be careful with jokes. They are not funny and have a tendency to be brutally truthful, which will often come off as them being an asshole. The true intention, however, is to be helpful by not masking the truth with kindness, or holding back with what a Jude may consider “unnecessary language”. This person is also very reserved and introverted, so it may take a few attempts to begin a conversation. When it comes to relationships, this person tends to be independent. While they enjoy hugs, cuddles, movie nights, etc., they may begin to feel trapped if this is brought about them to often. When it comes to being a friend, this person is also very independent similarly to relationships. They will enjoy hanging out, chatting, etc., but this will stress them out if brought about to often.
“Oh him, ya I don’t know much about him. I hear he is a Jude though
by aFellowMan January 12, 2021
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