Juan

A loving person with the name Juan. He is the funniest one of his friends. He is only jealous when a loved one is took in away. He gets lots of attention. He's also very loved.

Girl1: have you seen Juan?
Girl2: yeah, he makes me laugh. In fact I'm In love with him

by Ceezythebreezy May 27, 2018

Juan

Most likely to be dating a person from Argentina who has a Long name but she has a nickname usually this person will have sisters juan and this girl never talk face to face and Juan usually is a person who plays rugby

Juan does not talk to his Girlfriend

by Moliza June 3, 2018

juan

the name of a particularly white guy who attends padua

“ what the juan “

by mobabislit May 23, 2018

Juan

a name that good looking Mexicans have.

"Juan or two?"
"how many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - just Juan
"i hate tacos"-said no Juan ever.

by iloveyoubiiittcchhhh August 5, 2018

Juan

Also known as gay child, he is not Jesus. If he pokes you that means he is trying to rape you. Don't trust him.

Juan is untrustworthy, I blame him for missing teachers and the blood all over their desks

by LivvieLulu September 17, 2018

Juan

A guy with the biggest penis in the world

1========3 juan

by wet ';) September 25, 2018

Juan

A cool and drunk and beautiful Mexican man

Hey vlad just don’t be a Juan

by Juan Untila November 2, 2018