Kelly Johnson

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...

These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson

by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005

Boris Johnson

The "Satan of England" and the "English Donald Trump"

"Nobody likes Boris Johnson"
"I know right"

by Boris Johnson 2019 November 04, 2019

Johnson highschool

A school filled with rich white kids, carring around their hydro flask covered in amazon stickers, who think they’re badass after they sell a half empty mango pod out of a bathroom stall.

Yeah brad? The one that juuls in the bathroom then thinks he’s badass? Yeah he’s goes to johnson highschool.

by Username5569 January 30, 2019

magic johnson

A basketball legend who revolutionized the game, but who's career was cut short when he contracted HIV. For a basketball player's game to be compared to Magic Johnson is a high honor.

Oh, snap! Did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back pass? That kid's the next Magic Johnson!

by D.L. Crosse January 19, 2007

Norm Johnson

A person who does not know the material they are expected to instruct.

"Mr. Johnson doesn't know anything about history even though he is the history teacher."

"I know he pulled a real Norm Johnson."

by Shamrock Shrew May 21, 2009

Boris Johnson

The incompetent fool, who was acting as prime minister during the covid pandemic in the UK.

Ugh, boris Johnson just imposed another lockdown.

by The angry autistic gay December 21, 2021

Hass Johnson

Slang for a Muslim guy's penis

The Muslim guy pulled out his Hass Johnson and started jerking it.

by The OC Kid March 08, 2013