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john is obese
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the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!
john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!
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someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.
dang john too drippyyyy.
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Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk
Hi I’m john
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A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.
There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?
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A man who simps way to hard for tick tock thots(charlie damelio) usually makes weird grunting sounds when lifting weights and is 8ft tall and has cool head phones and usually has a arch nemisis named ryan who really hates him he is bad at skate boarding and has really weird pickup lines and hits on his friends family members.
John:wow that girl is hot im going to use my pickup line on her

John:hey are you trash cause I wanna take you out
Girl:(kicks him in no no square and takes his lunch money)
John:proceeds to stalk her on her way home and all over social media
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