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Johnny Depp

The hottest 40 year old actor known to human kind, and the best pirate.
The only actor who looks super hot in eye liner is Johnny Depp.
by Pirate06 July 28, 2008
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Johnny Tremain

The accidentally-dirtiest movie made by Disney chronicling a young boy during the outbreak of the American Revolution. Also the best movie you'll ever watch in U.S. History due to the infamy of the Johnny Tremain wave and the plethora of quotable quotes contained within the film:

- Are you excited Johnny?
~So much that I wish I had two good hands!

- Do not molest them unless molested upon first!

- *seductive tone* I was waiting for you to ask.

- Hey you two, gimme a hand!
~ Let me get busy first!

- Bring that to my house and we'll uh... discuss our relationship.

- They must do what I no longer can. You.
Johnny Tremain, you go outside and blow that whistle AS HARD AS YOU CAN!
by Arsenic EI March 20, 2010
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Johnny Depp

One of the greatest actors of his generation, though in my opinion, THE greatest actor working today. The sheer acting ability of the man is amazing, but he is also very intelligent in his roles, is not afraid to go with his instincts or roles HE wants to portray, and has never (and would never) resort to relying on his appearance.

Five reasons he's the best
1. He's intelligent.
2. He's interesting.
3. He's very laid back and acts like a regular guy.
4. His roles are insanely diverse, and he's fantastic in every one of them.
5. He loves what he does.

Now that we've got the professionalism out of the way, Johnny Depp is also one of the most fuckable guys on the planet, and his creation of Jack Sparrow has deemed him forever a Sex God. He is sex on toast, but he's also a brilliant actor, an interesting person, and just really *nice*. If you've only seen PotC, watch his other films.
I want to sleep with Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp looks better in eyeliner than I do!
by glitterfaerie October 21, 2004
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Johnny Holmes Crossover

Technique used by the late porn star John Holmes. While having sex doggy style, the man crosses his arms and places his hands on the woman's opposite hips to hold on.
While banging her from behind, I threw in the Johnny Holmes Crossover for good measure.
by JimKPFIJI October 25, 2006
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Johnny Smalls

(noun) A hand rolled cigarette containing tobacco and marijuana, a Johnny Smalls is essentially a spliff rolled with a normal sized Rizla, rather than a king skin.
Carter: Have you got some weed left?
Williams: Yeah
Carter: D'you fancy a spliff?
Williams: Don't have enough for a king, but we can nail a quick Johnny Smalls if you like?
by Felix27 September 10, 2007
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Johnnygun

The brother word or name to tommygun.

A combined word comprised of the name Johnny and the word gun.

Used to describe that males usually large penis as well as its shooting power and pumping ability, much like a Thompson submachine gun or "tommy gun."

A sexy nickname.

A flirtation remark.

A chilled person.

A surfing nickname, either on the internet or in the water.

A name created by this user on graffiti.net
"Where are we headed tonight Johnnygun?"
by johnnygun August 21, 2009
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Johnny Cash breakfast

An early morning meal consisting solely of beer, in lieu of solid foods. Often served with dessert (more beer).
"The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert." - Johnny Cash enjoying a Johnny Cash breakfast in the song "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
by Icebrand September 30, 2012
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