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John

Hes pretty stupid. He has some things in his search history you don't want to see. Fuck you John.
by FuckyouJohn March 11, 2022
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Johning

Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like
Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.
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John.

"hi John."
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John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.
There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?
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John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk
Hi I’m john
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John

Either a white guy who's a nerd, or a black guy who's a jock. Either way, he's adorable.
Man, John is so pale, but so smart.
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Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB
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