super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.

"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"

by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008

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Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025

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Jewels

Can also be slang to describe a male's testicles.

"I fondle my jewels softly after receiving a good kicking"

"I need a good pair of underwear to keep my jewels comfortable"

by Nick-The-Stick September 2, 2018

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Big Jewell

A really fat lard who likes to eat only cupcakes.

Wow look he has a cupcake he must be a Big Jewell.

by Vivo Lasso February 26, 2017

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Jewels

A supermarket chain in Chicaga

Im gonna run over down by Jewels for some pop

by Perry Menos December 13, 2019

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Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024

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