jersey bomber

The huge-ass mosquitoes found all over the state of New Jersey (especially the Meadowlands). They can get up to three inches long.

(Points at half-inch-diameter bug bite) Fucking Jersey bombers...

by s0ck_ninja June 16, 2007

Jersey Shore Barrier

The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)

Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!

by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011

jesebel

Jesebel , a person who’s very kind and open hearted. She loves to eat and loves to sleep . She sometimes doesn’t like to share what she feels or think , but she will most likely tell if she trust that person . She is a lovely person but sometimes like to keep things to herself . She is very friendly with everyone and get along with everyone . But when she has a boyfriend in the future , the boyfriend will be very jealous of her because of her attitude towards everyone .

Jesebel a person who loves to eat .

by Food lover , I don’t have prem April 29, 2021

hang my jersey up

To get into a relationship and off the market

Yeah I met this girl man I think it’s time for me to hang my jersey up

by Hurry up and buy February 16, 2019

Jersey Dent

It’s a small dent in a can of beer just below the spout caused by the pressure of your thumb. This process helps the beer to flow faster into your mouth as well as a grip and the infamous identification of you misplaced beer!

The "Jersey Dent" fits like a glove or a third hand. This "Pabst Blue Ribbon" is going down like as if I was drinking out of a frosted iced pint glass on a Shut Skateboard!

by ZooJerz aka Ginker March 28, 2008

jensen ackles

1. the hottest guy to walk this planet. He plays Dean Winchester on the hit show Supernatural.

2. walking example of sex.

3. someone I'd give up my virginity to.

1. Oh my god, jensen ackles is so friggin' hot!

2. ..."so this is how babies are made, son. if you have more questions just look at jensen ackles. but don't go all homo on me boy. it CAN happen....."

3. yes, jensen, ahhh ahhh, oohhh, harder baby, harder, ahh, ooh, oh god jensen, oh yes, YES, YES, FASTER, HARDER, YES JENSEN!!!

by S.G. loves J.A. September 20, 2008

Jersey Shore

an awful show were everyone has disgusting fake tans.

twinkle twinkle little whore,
your at school not jersey shore,
you're a filthy orange mess,
now go find a longer dress....

by sdcfghjkl;lkj May 5, 2012