Jason bourne

Jason Bourne is a kick ass former CIA op, until he got amnesia and lost ONE mission. After that he tried to find out who he was (it took him almost three movies to do so.) Oh did i mention hes in three movies: The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum.) His birth name is David Webb, the CIA named him Jason Bourne. His girlfriends name was Marie. He also killed alot of people

Person 1- Do you know who the kick ass guy was in The Bourne Ultimatum?
Person 2- Yea, his name was Jason Bourne.

by vJason Bournex February 20, 2011

Jason

A Jason is often the name of the guy who can walk into a room with such swagger that Chicks and Dicks will gawk as soon as he enters a room. Chicks tend to love hanging out "downtown" all night with him.

His strut is undeniably sexy as is his taste in Classic Detroit Muscle Cars and watermelons.

He is so Cute and Yummy that he gets away with a 2 pack of Abs versus 6 for everyone else.

Example #1:

Girls night out girl #1: Sheila! Quick, look, 12 o'clock! Who's that fly sexy m0therfawker walking across the bar with his shirt off?

Girls night out girl #2: Oh that's just Jason and his 2 pack, I'd "Go Downtown" on that again!

Example #2:

Hey, is that Vinny in the IROC Z Camaro? No, that's just my Boyfriend Jason. He's only dating me cause he loves my "Watermelons". He's always asking me to "Go Downtown" with him in his car, I feel special!

Reference:
To "Go Downtown" - often referred to as a going down on a dude, fellatio, playing the skin flute, shellacking, a blow job, a suck job, a hoover vacuum cleaner, etc.

by IHeartJason.com November 28, 2010

Jamongalope

A south eastern fruit that can sometimes be used as a japanese tampon. It is also edible and more flavorful after use.

Q: Hey Cory, did your mom feed Kathy her jamongalope?
A: Eat a dick, jeniferjamongalopezdispenserville.

by Steve J G October 16, 2008

Jason

the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.

J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"

by qu ack March 7, 2008

jesus christ its jason bourne

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017

Jason Heyward

Atlanta Braves outfielder a.k.a. where electricity comes from.

Jason Heyward is a god among boys.

by Melvin5000 July 15, 2010

Jason

He is funny, cute, and a true friend. He is overprotective of his sisters.
He makes the best jokes, But is very tough when he has to be.
He loves his sisters closely and wouldn't wanna loose them for the whole world.
He will fight for those who really matter the most to him, even if it puts his life at risk.
He is sometimes depressed when he see others using those that he loves and is sometimes very silent.
He isn't normalizing looking forward to his siblings getting married, because he is afraid to let them go...
Jason can fight really well...

Jason: Hands of my sister creep
Creep: fight me!!!
Jason: It would be my pleasure
JASON WON

by BadChicksRule March 8, 2019