Jakob

A backyardigin wanna be

Hi jakob

by Nigger buttshit December 9, 2019

jackoffsterbate

to be masterbauting and jacking off at the same time, To have both hands manipualting your penis

dude, i just got jackoffsterbated by two chicks!!!
or
i jackeoffsterbated last night, and now my hands are tired

by mo is me and me is mo August 2, 2006

Jakob

Jakob is someone that will never leave your side. You will never want to lose a Jakob, because he is a exquisite boy that will care deeply about you. Once you form a connection with a Jakob, it can be very hard to break. Jakob’s will stay on your mind all day, and you’ll constantly wonder how a Jakob is doing.

A Jakob will care for you no matter the cost, and is normally handsome and funny. A Jakob is the life of the party and he’ll always brighten your day. Jakob’s will be very soft and kind, and will normally care for you tenderly.

A Jakob will change your life for the better, so never let go of a Jakob.

Friend: did you see what Jakob did?

Other friend: yes, he’s so selfless!

by bigbird.ml January 13, 2019

Jakob

Jakob is a lil fag boy who pisses himself 7 times in one night!
Ofter has very little friends and has a 80% chance of being gay!

Lol you piss your pants you must be a jakob

by Oder the Ogar January 18, 2020

Jackoff party

Where a bunch of guys jackoff at the same time. Most often in a guys locker room just before or just after they take a shower while there still naked. Sometimes called a jackoff fest.

Where you in that jackoff party?

by Deep blue 2012 April 5, 2010

jaekob

weird rich kid that all the girls fall for for his money.

jaekob is cool

by asdfghxcvbn January 30, 2017

jakob danger

the son of Billie Joe Armstrong, the signer of green day

jakob danger is a small boy

by fannymoi August 21, 2006