A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics but is a kind hearted man and has a sense of humour and will always make sure your ok
by Shortbean November 23, 2018
Jacob is so sweet
by Vloskskais May 15, 2018
No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:
. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers
Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers
Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
by ApuNahas March 28, 2013
Jacob, jacob, jacob. Where do I even begin. So kind, compassionate, funny, thoughtful, and has the most beautiful bluish greenish eyes you are guaranteed to melt when you look at him. Really has a way of making you feel super loved and important. Always there when you need him, knows exactly what to say, and when he holds you, you feel like the rest of the world disappears. You want to spend as much time with him as you possibly can. Aside from being the best friend you will ever have in your life, he's also the best boyfriend in the world. It is very hard not to fall in love with him. Gives the best kisses and really knows how to rev an engine if ya know what I mean. In short, I simply cannot imagine a world without him in it. Consider yourself blessed if you know a Jacob.
by Liza Malinowski August 01, 2018
Jacob is a great guy he is funny, sweet, smart, attractive, and also very easy to love. I have only had him in my life for a couple of months so far but I can tell he is going to be a very important person in my life. If any chance the Jacob that I'm talking about is reading this just know that I love you and I mean I love everything about you. If you have a person in your life that is like my Jacob don't ever let him go, let him know how much you love him and care for him because he won't be around forever, so make sure he know's that he's yours.
by life is fun October 27, 2018
by Systemo'adown May 28, 2016
Biggest dickhead that goes to your school. Talks shit behind your back, hates all girls, and gives people stinkeyes for no reason but because he doesn't have a life. Often tries to skip class and complains when he gets expelled from the class. Lies about not taking drugs are smoking because he thinks everyone in the school is a fucking idiot. The kind of kid that drinks behind the school and expects not to get caught.
by RainingRaisins February 20, 2015