Jousting

When two homeless men arrange to meet underneath a canal bridge to masturbate at each other. First to climax looses.

Two men met to joust under the canal bridge

'when out on a dog walk I saw two men jousting'

by Electroskeleton May 26, 2024

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Strap on Joust

When you wear a strap on your forehead like a unicorn horn and "sword fight" with the strap on with your best bros

Are you ready for the Strap on Joust? I really think Spencer will win this year.

by Mejan Panties November 17, 2021

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Joust

To have sex with a girl from a less developed/backwards country.

Do you speak english? Yes? Your a good 5/10, let's joust.

by Rild June 23, 2014

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JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE

I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED

by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011

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Jousting

Jousting is a form of fighting for a bird. If your in a pub and you see 4 “guy friends” and 1 girl they all secretly want to have sex with them.

Oi joe mate have you seen that table thats the worst jousting ive ever seen

by Slumpyliam September 25, 2022

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Burst of Dopamine (dihydroxyphenethylamine) in the brain. Can occur from achievement or an amazing experience, example; scoring a touchdown, orgasm, winning the lottery, falling in love, etc.

Can also be stimulated artificially with hydro-chloride (cocaine), or other elicit narcotics such as methamphetamine, Opioid or highly concentrated THC stimulation.

"Look at my man Neon Deion Sanders, that cat is Jousted!"

"I got some fish scale, feel like getting Jousted tonight?"

by MonoOnom May 18, 2016

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