A Maria Jose or a “Maria” is one of the most trustworthy people you could ever meet. She also is a great listener and gives great advice but don’t do anything wrong to her friends because if you do she will come after you so fast. A Maria Jose is beautiful and she will not only attract guys with her looks but she’ll also attract Girls too. If your a Maria Jose’s friend and you get her mad she’ll give you the silent treat meant until she thinks she’s punished you enough. When A Maria Jose loves you she isn’t afraid to tell you sometimes she’ll just say she loves you unexpectedly and all you can do is tell her you love her back. She will get really sad though if your her friend and you ignore her or if she thinks you mad at her. Basically if you ever get a Maria Jose or a “Maria” never let her go and always be there for her.
by Kftw4thewin October 21, 2018
Get the Maria Josemug. by MinionTwister December 12, 2016
Get the Josemug. A Latina babe full of mystery and sass. You might think you know her but she has everyone under her spell. A goddess in bed
by fiona la miona March 3, 2017
Get the Maria Josemug. The most amazing and smart person you’ll ever meet. An independent woman ready to show the world what she’s got, truly inspiring.
by Sike bitch November 8, 2020
Get the Maria Josemug. A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.
He also has a big dick.
by jordanair November 4, 2019
Get the Jose Mariamug. An amazing person with a wonderful personality.He is perfect.His looks are amazing.It is weird but most of them end up marrying someone named Sarah.But no one really can tell how great he is until you get to know him.(A sex god)
by Urban Masters March 31, 2017
Get the Josemug. Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: Oooooooh boy let's get out of here he is coming
Girl: Who
Guy: JOSE BOOOOOYYYYY
Girl: Hey
Guy: Oooooooh boy let's get out of here he is coming
Girl: Who
Guy: JOSE BOOOOOYYYYY
by So desses mesmo... March 23, 2017
Get the Josemug.