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Joner7

Joner is a shortening of JONER7, which is a joke among Lavenderious Mc Northadox. It's origins are unknown.
Joner7 is a meme aswell, being used in various things like CURSE OF JONER7.
Traces may go back to a mispelling of John Doe, but i'm just his gf im dumb.
"Joner7."
"THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7"
"Joning my gyatt rn!"
by MintySherbet. May 30, 2024
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Joner

A contemptuous term, also known as a slur, for a "thing" named or called "Jonah."
Jonahist: Shut up, JONER!
Jonah: DON'T CALL ME JONER!
by Universal Definitions June 11, 2024
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Joner

A male friend who is not very kind to you although they do in reality deeply care about you. Typically called a boy best friend.
I love my Joner
by Jonersbestie April 2, 2025
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Joner

A male friend who is not always kind to you although they deeply care about you it is just not shown.
I love my Joner.
by Jonersfriend April 4, 2025
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Joner

To pre-emptively ejaculate in ones pants (preferably in a Fetii). This can only occur without receiving purposeful stimulation e.g. when a woman sits on your lap but isn't Jarking your shi.
I just Jonered in my pants on the way to the bar!
by zebra6767zebra November 18, 2025
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chief jointer

The person of the group that is the most capable and efficient of rolling joints.
Kendrick Lamar is a good joint roller but Snoop-Dog is the real chief jointer.
by Johnstreet July 13, 2016
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Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long
I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!
by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017
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