job's a carrot

When a job has been completed to a satisfactory standard.

"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.

by Tommy Thomasson March 9, 2016

Jobst

A Jobst is always a man with an huge amount of honnor. He is smart and always outplaying Woomys. He is the best looking guy in his school. And has a dick that is bigger than 30 centimeters

Someone outplaying you: You're such a Jobst

by Max Meier February 1, 2020

jobsworth

A person who is very pedantic at work and strictly adheres to the rules; so called because of their oft used exclamation.

I can't let you do that, it's more than my job's worth.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

jobstacle

An obstacle that interferes with procuring employment.

Henry's neck tattoo is proving to be a major jobstacle.

by Joshtown November 20, 2009

jobspam

Jobspam: Continuous unsolicitated emails concerning jobs you either have no interest/qualification in, and often involves long distance travel and possible relocation; usually a result of a job agency random mass emailling rather than any actual human consideration.

Jobspam occus when you get an email from an employment agemcy, over a job they think you might be interested in; but when opened has no bearing on your CV and i obviously an automated mailshot.

by Nick Coulthurst February 6, 2008

Jobstitute

(n.) Someone who is frequently changing their job and or holding more than one job.

My friend Crystal is currently working at two salons and has worked various side jobs including the counter at a crepe bakery(two different ones), a job as a sandwich artist, a job at a burger joint, and a barista. All of these job titles were held within one year. Crystal is a complete and outright jobstitute.

by Madame Pentagram September 1, 2012

Jobsolete

Jobsolete is a term used to describe an upcoming economic demographic of the worlds population consisting of people whose jobs have been undermined by artificial intelligence.

Wally: Any luck on getting a job today Kristen?
Kristen: Not today, Wally. Not tomorow, not ever. Our planet is a homonid dystopia, we've all been rendered jobsolete.

by Bajooka Zoe August 7, 2018