jlr

the initials of someone who has pointy hair 7 miles high

jlr's hair poked into the helicopter and crashed it.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 24, 2019

jlgbt

Stands for "Journalist, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender".

It's a name used by a certain internet troll group - "Friends of Journalism", also called "JournalistEW".
Their goal is creating fake news stories, memes, videos and social media posts directed at infuriating anyone who doesn't know they're fake, creating a gateway to "anti-sjw" and "anti-wokeness" alt-right political media.

- Have you heard of the "jlgbt" discord server? It's full of the SJW radicals!
- Yeah, it's fake.

by BudexIT January 4, 2023

Jennifer lopez (jlo)

A woman of many talents

She got that big booty that kim K is Jealous of like booty big and nice for a 50+ year old
Who's that lady with the amazing body thats jennifer lynn lopez

Superbowl and tour queen

Puerto Rican queen

Shes in her 50s and looks hella good w that fine booty🥵

Billy bob: Whos that with the big ol dumptruck

Jlovers: oh thats our queen Jennifer Lopez (jlo) id let her rail me anyday

by Instagram: Gaebaejen May 26, 2021

jlp

jlp v.: Posting the Jean Luc Picard facepalm image as reaction to a really stupid forum post.

Man, I just had to jlp CJR for his retarded post in RWI.

by Mephisto14 September 7, 2010

JLS

This acronym comes from Britney Spears' little sister's name, Jamie Lynn Spears, whom had premature sexual intercourse and ended up pregnant at 16 years (she is best known for her lead role as Zoey in Nickelodeon's Zoey 101). This is a variation of lol that is directed at other people's misfortunes.

Person A: Hey, remember when we had to read about that Jonestown Cult article for History class?
Person B: Oh yeah! And Jones made his 900 followers drink that vat of Flavor-Aid and they all died? Epic JLS!!

by Cynically Incorrect January 8, 2008

N.J.J.L.

No judge, just love.
we accept you for who you are and we love you, even considering our differences and your issues. (used in a nice way)

"Thank you for sticking up for me and supporting me through my worst times!"
"Thats what friends are for! N.J.J.L. No judge, just love!"

by KayBayBay18 July 7, 2012

jlo

a person who thinks their real but they is just a lump of plastic and says shes got a big bum but shes just got pillows stuck and she also thinks she had a hard upbringing in the bronx when she didnt.

Jlo:'dont be fooled by the rocks that ive got, im still, im still jenny from the block'
Peter Vinney:'ooh thats real cool'
Jub Jub Hill:'its not real or cool, just sum lie!'

by Mollz January 1, 2004