Jacob 

Fekin nonce. Has tiny Weiner and is lonley. Who is a fo real child molester on the run

Oh god it's the weirdo Jacob.

Jacob by Bootybandit69 September 3, 2020

jacob 

long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,smarty pantz kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt not gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp <3 =D

jacob :)

jacob by musiclover26 November 22, 2011

Jacob 

A male who rapes his dog and also has no chance with women because he dumped his girlfriend because she wouldnt give him a blowjob, Also has no skill in the xbox 360 gaming realm but boasts about his great skill , Cheats off monty in maths tests and is an all round fuck head .

Practaly a tank kid

Jack : jacob is totally a tank kid
Collin : I know he is also a big douchebag

Jacob by Sexygaynoob September 29, 2011

jacob 

Someone who believes that he is truly a god, although his sexual life may not be so great due to his lack of manhood, he makes up for it with his charming tone, strong accent and discussions about tea, history, and 1980's music

Person1: See that guy over there?
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah

jacob by canthandlemyhandle August 14, 2016

Jacob 

I'm sorry bitches, but the name Jacob has been ruined by Mr. Satorious.

"Hey Jaco-"
"SATORIOUS??? CUZ JACOB CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF!!"

"I meant Jacob Hawking. Our friend."

Jacob by HitDaMerasi October 14, 2016

Jacob 

A Jacob is someone who faps to a Covergirl commercial, Ellen, Opera, and anyone's mom. Beware, Jacobs have been known to prey on children and teenagers.

Girl 1: You remember Jake?
Girl 2: Ya, he dated me just to get close to my mom.
Girl 1: He's so weird. He's such a Jacob.

Jacob by Theginger_binger November 29, 2016

Jacob 

Super dooper phat and sometimes fat

bro you be Jacob

Jacob by Shismis October 17, 2017