afterbirth on toast

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

by Woodnone September 1, 2009

toast game

A game played where a group of guy is around a toast and have to jack off to cum on the toast. Then the last one to jizz on the piece of bread has to eat it.

We played the toast game last night, thank god I didn't have to eat that semen covered toast.

by blumpkin666 April 4, 2011

roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.

The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!

by Treecko666 March 29, 2016

Wonder Toast

Like wonderbread only tan; a white person who is ridiculously tan because they spend too much time in a tanning salon "toasting" themselves.

I am meeting Wonder Toast at the bar later on tonight...after her tanning session.

by Nicole Brice May 27, 2007

Holy toast

The expression in which your so shocked you can't think about anything but toast.

"he asked me out!"
"HOLY TOAST!"

by Holy toaster February 5, 2012

French Toasting

Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.

BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!

by sockbanana January 31, 2016

tubby toast

plastic pancakes with smiley faces on them

My four-year-old cousin asked me what tubby toast was made of. I responded "Rabbits."

by Gwen Stefani Grrl December 20, 2003