Person 1: How many layers of irony are you on?
Person 2: Like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.
Person 1: You are like a little baby, watch this.
Person 1: S U C C
A statement uttered after therevelation of an exceedingly ironic fact. (Based on Steve Buscemi's statement in Con Air, "Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
Person 1: Dude, did you hear DJ AM died of a drug overdose?
Person 2: No! Thats crazy!
Person 1: Yeah, and he had just signed a contract with MTV to host a reality show doing interventions for teenagers with drug problems, showing how people can turn their lives around.
Person 2: Wow. Define Irony.
*Cunt does a backflip*
Bellend: Holy fuck I don't have the physicality to do that, ever!
Cunt: Mhm.. probably.
Bellend: I'm such a fat f-ing bastard, I'm such a loser in life.
Cunt: Stop with the self-irony.
Bellend: Yeah sorry, I'm being a selfish moron again.
Cunt: Fml.
Discrepancy of meaning, where the speaker has several meanings for the phrase according the situation, but he or she only wants the audience to perceive one of it