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Freeway insurance

A fat boy that plays girls feeling and moves in fast. Also like to eat every 30min.
Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry

Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg
by Jouse6969 March 19, 2019
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Insurance

Any form of a weapon (Firearm, Explosive, Martial Art, etc.)
Jason: Why do you have a gun ?
Tommy: For insurance purposes.
by 1020 CEO January 17, 2019
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Medical Insurance

A United States sponsored gambling in the form of health coverage. If you pay for medical insurance you risk paying for a safety net you won't use, or you risk crippling debt when life makes you a cripple.
Since medical insurance doesn't cover most of what I need it for, I am considering dropping it. I'll save my money while I'm alive, and if something bad happens I'll just have them toss me in the ditch.
by KeeganJonah November 21, 2025
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insurant

The rant one has when he/she discovers that his top of the range expensive item was not covered by insurance when his/her house exploded.
A: Wow, what was that big rant about
B: He was having an insurant because his new 64 GB iPhone 4 was not covered by insurance when his house was bombed by a terrorist
by nub64 June 9, 2011
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Nationwide renters insurance

Nationwide renters insurance includes features such as identity theft protection and coverage of up to $25,000 for covered expenses. Additionally, customers receive access to cyber risk specialists and multiple policy discounts. Additional perks include Nationwide Mutual Insurance Company discounts for installing home security and protective devices, multipolicy savings, and educational content. Customers can also get an app for iPhone or iPad to access their policy information on the go. In addition, this company has offices in many states, including New Jersey and California.
by vegansav May 12, 2023
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Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.
by Frank Palace June 27, 2022
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Bismillah Insurance

Bismillah insurance is when you do not have car insurance and you say bismillah before you drive off so you're covered by Allah.
Man1: Bro you got insurance?
Man2: Nah we got that Bismillah Insurance.
Man1: Mashallah
by FallenGhost November 15, 2023
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