Private Information

None of your business

"What was that about eating goats alive?"

"Private information"

by John Whogiv Zafuk June 19, 2024

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Plagiarized information synthesis system

The correct name for what is sometimes called AI

You "Did you see that google released a new Plagiarized information synthesis system ?"

"Wow. Does this PISS remove copyright from its training data even quicker than the previous PISS?"

by moose_mousse March 4, 2025

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Phantom Information

Statements, beliefs, logical entailments, or intentions falsely attributed to someone—especially during debates or arguments—that were never actually expressed. Phantom information is almost always unintentional, stemming from the person's ignorance and inability to fully comprehend an argument or a stance.

Debater A: “You like cats better than dogs, therefore it would logically follow that you hate dogs!"
Debater B: “I never said that. You've hallucinated phantom information.”

by Ameizo August 28, 2025

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Trans-information

The inclusive, non-racist way to say "Chinese whispers".

"I told my friend what I did on the weekend, and by the end of the week, the story had totally changed. Classic case of trans-information"

by Spooner_OG October 29, 2025

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Useless Exchange Of Information

When an individual is answering a question, and provides numerous additional pieces of information that are completely irrelevant to the answer you are asking for. Typically you will need to ask this dumb fool the question again, in a simpler fashion, to get a clear answer.

“Which time will you be arriving?“

“Well, I just have to do some laundry. Then I’ll go to the grocery store...I ran out of toilet paper...” Etc.

A Useless Exchange Of Information has just taken place.

by UsefulTerms December 25, 2019

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