Toilet Meeting

The definition of this word means to go and plop a shit in the commode.

Can we hurry this up? Cause I have a toilet meeting I have to attend to.

by Quentin_B. March 3, 2007

meet the fockers

hilarious movie. I haven't seen the 1st one.

ugh. Women. Am I right pal? yappydy yap yap. Enjoy the fight.
Stewie on family guy.

by adrian December 26, 2004

meet and beat

A sophisticated phrase used oppose to booty call. Derived from the term "meet and greet", meet and beat can be used in the same context, but instead of greeting someone with a hand shake, your greeting them with your penis.

Katie called and wanted to set up a meet and beat with me later tonight after work

by ShadyMK April 28, 2010

PTA Meeting

When everyone at a bar, restaurant or club is older than you by at least one generation.

Guy 1: "Dude want to go to that bar in Florida by the bingo place?"
Guy 2: "Naw man, that's a total PTA meeting, we won't be able to pick up chicks who aren't friends with our moms."

by KeelyLC August 14, 2012

Meet the Arabs

A phrase used to describe when one is going to the toilet to have a shit.

It means that the person "Mustafa crap"

"Where you off to?"

"Just going to meet the Arabs"

by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

Shwimblehower Meeting

When gothic girls meet and talk to eachother about their lesbian experiences.

Look over there, its a Shwimblehower Meeting!

by C-Mac November 14, 2003

meet and greet

To hook up with someone before knowing the person, similar to one night stand.

"Dude, do you actually know that girl or was it more of a meet and greet?"

by stella cool June 22, 2009