I'd put creme Fraiche on that

To be attracted to someone from the oppisite sex diverted from american hit comedy show south park

if a girl/guy is attractive nudge your buddy and say "I'd put some creme fraiche on that" (;
look at her I'd put creme Fraiche on that

by cremefraiche April 27, 2011

I'd spit in her cunt

I'd like to ejaculate in that ladies vagina

A hot girl walks past.... "Yeah i'd spit in her cunt!"

by Smithy2289 July 16, 2008

I'd Love To Turn You On

Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:

*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)

The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:

"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."

The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.

Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.

Girlfriend: What?

Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?

Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.

Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.

Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?

by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 06, 2008

I'd suck a fart out of that

A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.

Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.

by Assassin5953 September 03, 2017

I'd break her legs

A phrase coined by the supersexual luke N.Tall by mistake.

Mike: I'd feed it to that bitch
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)

by R.M April 12, 2005

I'd hit that like Chornobaivka

A phrase which may be used conversationally to signal one's interest in having sex with a another person enough times to lose count.

*Attractive person walks in the door*
Person 1: Whoa, did you see the hottie that just walked in the door?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I'd hit that like Chornobaivka!

by TechSmurf July 28, 2022

I'd rather eat a shoe

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.

Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 05, 2023