Ian

When you shit yourself in a public area and begin to rub your diarrhea all over the nearest person.

I did an Ian in school today. I'm no longer allowed in the state of Flordia.

by 4354354 May 10, 2018

Ian

A guy who's addicted to porn and jerks off 6 times a day. Hes lonely asf and depressed. He lives in his older brothers shadow and likes dick.

Ew he looks like an Ian.

by Poopyboy12345 February 26, 2020

ian

A ginger person who rapes children.

"Oh is that Ian around again"
"It's only Ian"

by Danny da best March 5, 2008

Ian

The Sun
A Chicken
A Chicken Nugget
Crispy Chicken
Teddy Bear missing an arm
Burnt, frozen Chicken Nugget
A soulless person
Evil
Ur Mom

That kid is such an "Ian".

by Asprin & Uranus November 27, 2018

Ian

Extreme gay

Being an Ian is the highest level of gayness one can achieve

by Derr Williams January 5, 2019

Ian

Typically dates Scene kids. Dyes his hair constantly. Is often reffered to as the little brother of his older sibling. He never wears pants, only shorts.

Ians typically need to shave more often.

They have really pretty eyes, and are quite good in bed.
Tends to have very many crazy exes.

Ians tend to love to play Maple Story for hours on end, and go on long explaining rants to his scene kid girlfriend about them.

"I had amazing sex last night"
"Ah, must have been an Ian"

by rawwwrrrhxc May 23, 2009

Ian

An absolute idiot. He usually has no friends, is very unintelligent, and had terrible political views. No one likes Ians because they are the worst humans ever.

Dude I hate this as much as I hate Ians, and I really hate Ians.

by GuyCool69420 February 23, 2020