fucked me in the ass

a phrase used to replace other common phrases

1. it made me laugh? alarmed me? turned me on? = it fucked me in the ass

by urbanasss August 22, 2016

federal pound me in the ass prison

A prison where the daily routine involves much cornholing.

Kenneth Lay should be sent to federal pound me in the ass prison

by cutefuzzysquirrel May 5, 2003

Shoot me in the balls

Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."

"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..."

Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"

by kissmyasthma20 February 21, 2011

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

by D B Cooper December 20, 2013

shit me in the asshole

when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole

Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole

by frank420blazeit September 22, 2016

hit me in the face

out of the blue

I like your hit me in the face humor.

by I'm bad with phrases July 10, 2019

Slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled

When someone uses you over and over again

" oh I see how it is why don't you slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled"

by Mary Virginia July 15, 2019