Ian

“I’m not” or “I ain’t”
Mostly used by southern people

“Bitch ian fucking stupid”

by gray lockser July 01, 2019

Ian

That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new gf
Ian: 12

by goosefucker June 02, 2020

Ian

When you shit yourself in a public area and begin to rub your diarrhea all over the nearest person.

I did an Ian in school today. I'm no longer allowed in the state of Flordia.

by 4354354 March 11, 2018

Ian

A guy who's addicted to porn and jerks off 6 times a day. Hes lonely asf and depressed. He lives in his older brothers shadow and likes dick.

Ew he looks like an Ian.

by Poopyboy12345 February 26, 2020

ian

A ginger person who rapes children.

"Oh is that Ian around again"
"It's only Ian"

by Danny da best March 05, 2008

Ian

The Sun
A Chicken
A Chicken Nugget
Crispy Chicken
Teddy Bear missing an arm
Burnt, frozen Chicken Nugget
A soulless person
Evil
Ur Mom

That kid is such an "Ian".

by Asprin & Uranus November 27, 2018

Ian

Extreme gay

Being an Ian is the highest level of gayness one can achieve

by Derr Williams January 06, 2019