Then i'll eat my hat

Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.
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An expression used to rally the troops, create an energy, let people know you're up for anything; to establish an air of exitement and unpredictibility, and get all the fuckers motivated out of the house.

Before taking their neighbor for a joy ride, Frank said: "All right. Let's hit the fuckin' road. . . Let's go. . . . Now it's dark. . .
Let's fuck. . . I'll fuck anything that moves."

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Then i'll eat my hat

Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.
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i'll sit on your face

inviting someone to give you oral sex
ill sit on your face and u can suk my huge cock
OR
ill sit on your face and u can lik my sweet pussy
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I'll lick your clit

The equivalent of I'll suck your dick, but for women.

A woman is the only means of attaining something you desire, so you are willing to go down on her for what you want.

Commonly used by males on female drug dealers or male's seeking to get laid.
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i'll bang you up

Something you say before starting a fight
Roadman 1: Ur a dickhead

Roadman 2: I'll bang you up yeah
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I'll bang you out

"Mate, pull that shit again and I'll bang you out."
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