heronista

Anyone who believes that an insensitive, insecure, and jealous git like Ron Weasley is good enough for a smart, intelligent, loyal, woman like Hermione Granger.

The term comes from Harry Potter fanfiction, where H/R ('heron') refers to Hermione/Ron shippers.

Rowling, being a heronista, is rather delusional.

by Rand Suren February 7, 2008

Hurn

A hurting/burning sensation often associated with not wiping oneself properly after going number 2

Spicy food and cheap one ply tp makes my ass hurn.

by Durtmouth13 May 25, 2006

ball humongous

Ballin one level higher than outrageous

Ted: Yo did you catch the game last night?
Howard: Yeah it was intense. The rams straight up ball humongous.

by Akili Smith June 2, 2007

hronk

pofK

AHHH HIS FEKING DONG WENT HRONK HRONK HRONK!

by The fatass rat November 29, 2017

Humons

The worst beings alive, every bad thing that happened was because of them. They were skin on their flesh and wear godamn clothing. Like what kind of animal wears fucking clothing. They also invented the internet, I hate them all and want to kill them all

Humons are the worst and most dominant animals on the planet.

by Tomajoe October 24, 2019

humongunt

hu·mun·gunt (hyoo'mon,-gunt'-)

a) Extremely large; enormous: The outer area between the stomach and down the passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

b) Humongous gut cunt

Man is that ever a huge gunt, it's not a gunt norman, that's what you would call a humongunt

by marcus danson August 25, 2004

Humonga Dunga

A very large or long object.

"Dude Zach that guy's truck is humonga dunga."

by Lil Big D August 28, 2005