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Turtle hunting

Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.
Friend- "dude where'd you go"

You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"
by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017
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cunt hunting

when you are bored of the normal vagina, you have to hunt for a new one to fuck
man 1: how was that girl you did last night?
man 2: she was ok, but her pussy was all boring. i went cunt hunting and ripped off her arm and fucked her empty arm socket.
man 1: nice im gonna try that next time
by thecunthunter February 22, 2011
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guy hunting

The act of a girl hunting for a guy for highly selfish reasons. Done to acquire a "boy-toy", possibly potential boyfriends, or just a new friend ;). Best remedy for any break up. Usually done by girls, in groups of no more than three. Definitely a good alternative to a simple girl's night out. Equipment include, leggings to accentuate the size of the ass, a cute shirt, and just looking like a sexy bitch for the night. Guy hunting can take place anywhere, preferably with a pretty high population of straight males.
Friend 1: Let's go guy hunting tonight. Single life rocks.
Friend 2: YES! Let's go find hot guys.
by s0seductive November 12, 2011
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turtle hunting

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.
I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 6, 2016
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unicorn hunting

When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman (or sohrab) to be the third in a three person relationship.
Honey, how do you feel about hitting up OKCupid to go unicorn hunting?
by notsohrab69 February 22, 2022
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Fail Whale Hunting

To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.
by Gagameup July 25, 2010
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buffalo hunting

Getting Drunk, going out, hitting on, and then having intercourse with an overweight woman.

A supreme skill and sport only acquired by a drunkard nearing his pinnacle drunkenness to fuck a fat bitch by any means necessary
"Uh Oh, looks like Dan blacked out and went Buffalo Hunting again..."

"Look at that Buffalo over their, shit they spotted us! Let's go buffalo hunting!"

"Break out the bows, we're going Buffalo Hunting."
by M.D Rice January 11, 2009
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