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Houdini-ing

Also known as "To Houdini"

1. Act of disappearing when a girl cant decide what she wants with you.

2. Act of disappearing when a activity or event is boring.
1.

Man #1: "Dude, has Desiree made up her mind about you two?"

Man #2: "No, man. I'm giving her a week before Houdini-ing".

2.
Person #1: "This party is terrible. Do you even know anyone here?"

Person #2: "I have no clue who these people are. Ten more minutes and we are Houdini-ing out of here!"
by JuanCha1228 September 10, 2011
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potato Houdini

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face
I totally pulled a potato houdini on my girlfriend last night.
by Jim April 10, 2004
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Flying Houdini

While performing intercourse from the rear, be it anal or vaginal, the male will hock a snot ball up in his throat quietly. As he approaches orgasm he must pull out, secondly letting the spit ball land on the females back, making her think that he just got off. Then as she turns around the male must quickly jack off and spooge in her face to complete the maneuver correctly.
*HHHHHHHOOOOCCCCKKKKKK* oh. oh! OH. OH! MMMMMM YES BITCH YES! *spits* OH.....that was soo....*JACK OFF*....."HAHAHA BITCH! I just got you with the flying houdini!"
by Rob Rizzle August 8, 2006
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Karma Houdini

The type of horrible and disgusting "human beings" that are wayyy too common in this world.

Basically "humans" who have committed horrible and vile acts and got away with it.
"Bruh this person committed multiple war crimes and they didn't even get a single second inside the confines of any sort of jail or prison. Hearing about Karma Houdinis is straight-up infuriating."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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houdini of speach

Someone who is so much of a pussy that they can’t handle their friends bullying them and they always get in trouble with their parents for vaping but somehow doesn’t get punished.
Andrew is a Houdini of speach because his parents don’t give two shits.
by Hdifhejshfiejs December 9, 2019
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Tribal Houdini

Based on the houdini, the tribal houdini is when you're having anal sex and before you ejaculate, you pull your dick out and spit on her lower back. She will then think that you ejaculated on her and she will turn around. When you actually ejaculate, you catch your semen on your pointer and middle fingers. After that, you rub the semen about a centimeter under her eyes.
You: I tribal houdini'd my girlfriend last night
Friend: How was it?
You: Ask her
by reallydisgustingstuff_ December 7, 2013
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silent houdini

When a guy is plundering a females vajiggle jaggle and pulls out. He then spits on her back making her thing he came. When she turns around, he blows his load all over her face.
Friend one: "Hey man how was last night?"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"
by realniggazunite September 23, 2013
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