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horticreature

Oh, you know Tim? I heard he’s a horticreature
by Clusterfuck371 January 21, 2024
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Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.
Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me
by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024
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Hortense

The most beautiful name for the most beautiful girl. She is humble and kind and super hilarious and amazing. She is soooooooo funny like you have no idea and soooooo pretty and stunning and generous. If you know an hortense you should probably be kissing her feet right now.
Wow you donated all of your life savings to charity and got recruited to model for vogue and are going on tour for your netflix comedy special? That's so hortense of you!
by hbeaudel February 18, 2025
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hortibotomy

The study of the optimal location of plants in a garden.
I study hortibotomy for a perfect garden.
by latinlover2025 June 24, 2025
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Horten Hears Ahoo

When 2 gay mice have even gayer sex. P̵̧̛̬͖̱̂̍̀̏̀̏̒̏̑͗̈́̕͠͝ē̴̡̖͙̣̜̪̃̈́́͗͐̾̊n ̛͙̞͍̫̤̘͓̹͇̄͋̃̏͝ͅi̶̝͍̟͙̭̮̺̟͙̔͒̓̈́š̶͎̾̈͂͐ ̨̡̞̗̱̮̳̘̹̪͈͂̽P̴̘͆ê̶̡̼̣̯̈̔̈́͂̑͊͂́̅͘͝ě̵̱̹͓͇̀P ̢͈̤̬̯̖̲̲͙̥̳̺̝͂̍͆ͅe ̡̢͍̦̰̰͇͚̤͂̂̈́̅̀̍̒͝é̴͇̪̰̙̹̖͕̳͉̈͒̾̋͜͜ͅ
Ayo what then mice doin shorty? They be Horten Hears Ahoo dawgy.
by Imgay4ween July 13, 2025
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mark horton

The nicest boy you will ever meet. Mark is so sweet all of the time and will never let you down. He is smart, has the cutest dimples, everrrr 😍, and looks super good in a collared shirt 😏 ! Idk what you would do without him because he is the best friend that you could ever have.
by dontstalkmepleasethanks May 14, 2015
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kevin horton

A piece of shit on psn who says you're adopted and shut up a lot.
Kevin hortons a dick
by Terrariaboss3465 June 4, 2016
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