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Hormoaning

The whining every man must listen to every 28 days.
Last week everything was fine, but this week she started hormoaning about everything.
by NindjaJ August 29, 2011
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hormone

A sound your mom makes.
Did you hear your mom's hormone in the next room last night?
by Mmcc11 November 12, 2010
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raging hormones

worst band ever, full of cockmongers. i compare them to a big pile of shit. because they suck. commonly referred to as the "raging homos"
dude 1:man did you hear the raging hormones?They sucked worse than your mum did last night!
dude 2: who the fuck are they?
by joseph October 6, 2004
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horobada

Spanish word meaning "Hunch-back"
That girl is horobada. (For a male it is horobado).
by CMV1997 May 8, 2006
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Hordo

1. Hungarian word for Barrel or Keg;
2. Guild Leader of Loreseekers in DDO;
3. The most awesome Piker in the history of MMORPGs
Dude, Hordo piked that raid while at Wal-Mart buying cookies!
by Hordo June 29, 2011
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"hormonal lubricant"

A fluid of varying colour and viscosity, from brown and chunky to green and runny. This fluid is excreted from the areola when the nipple is squeezed. Beware! if "hormonal lubricant" is built up it can become projectile and has a nasty habit of getting in the eyes of innocent bystanders.It is important that you test your self for this malady. The next time your in the shower grab hold of the area around your nipple and squeeze, directing pressure towards the areola(not applicable if you are pregnant or a cow). If you test positive for HLM ("hormonal lubricant" malady) seek professional help right away.
Harry: Ohh look my nipples are all ridgy, i'll squeeze them...
The Guys: why?
Harry: I can make "hormonal lubricant" come out!
**Squeezes nipples HLM comes out, sprays crowd**
Everyone else: Ewwwww thats vomitastic
by Hans Brix May 23, 2006
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horio-kun

aish, fucking horio-kun
by hahahah March 27, 2005
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