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horizontal engineering

Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”
by Jus0 May 1, 2025
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horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.
Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
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horizontal pinky

Cosplay involving steampunk attire and sex on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional
Last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho
by Milesotoole February 1, 2015
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horizontal gag

When a woman is on the bottom while performing 69 (sex posision ). The Man is in such a state of arousal he becomes limp forcing all of his weight and manhood on her face and into her mouth causing her to gag.
Turn turn around so we can do the horizontal gag.
by Teufel Hunden 69 January 29, 2017
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SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024
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Horizontal pinned

When someone is hair pinned and wear it as horizontal as possible to represent they are holding weed but not willing to sell it, but usually know a guy who does.
That guy in the blue Bennie is horizontal pinned, so he must know someone to be able to hook us up.
by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015
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horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"
by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016
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