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You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip
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Horizontal Shortbus

When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.
Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?

My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.
by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017
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horizontal lengthage

horizontal lengthage (ˌhôrəˈzän(t)l / leNG(k)TH / ij) : The amount of distance you gain in a single instance on a horizontal axis (can be applied in the air) (applies to melee and ranged weapons as well as projectiles)

Some people could say that this is a synonym of ''range''
Oh my god dude! Did you see the amount of horizontal lengthage I just got from that!
Wow dude! That horizontal lengthage was crazy!
Doomfist's Seismic Slam ability from OverWatch can get an impressive amount of horizontal lengthage .
Did you see the horizontal lengthage on this flail!?
by JokerGoat September 24, 2018
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Horizontal Life

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.
"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"
by jembert January 7, 2010
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horizontal tango

A term used when someone has a Sexual intercourse on a bed
bro Sam and glasses girl are in my house shaking violently, they doin the horizontal tango
by Shæt April 20, 2024
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horizontal engineering

Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”
by Jus0 May 1, 2025
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horizontal hypocrite

someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups
Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.

Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.
by kornelbut May 21, 2024
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