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The Hoola Hoop

When a male and a female have sex in doggystyle position and the male does the hoolahoop with his hips and simultaneously thrusts. Makes the girl cum buckets
Omg, Jeffery totally did the The Hoola Hoop to me last night, felt so good.
by bigerman55 February 17, 2013
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Jewish Hula Hoop

When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.
Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.
by Marco Pollo October 1, 2014
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sniff my hoop

When someone is not even worthy of kissing your ass they may be invited to sniff your hoop as that is the closest they are going to get.
Can also be a hand gesture while driving for example: making a "hoop" with thumb and forefinger tips together brought up tip the nasal cavity and a healthy deep breath.
"Ach, sniff my hoop ya useless wee bawbag"
by Spytfyre November 18, 2018
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gooey hoop

where ones ring piece feels moist, sticky and uncomfortable.
due to diet,sex life or lack of cleaning.
after going for a curry,the next morning you could be suffering from a right gooey hoop.or i done a bird up the arse last night,and when i spat my man fat up her i left her with a propper gooey hoop.
by the river May 11, 2006
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Cafe Hoop

The feminist co-op at Wellesley College, located in the basement of the Wang Campus Center. It's basically a hipster feminist lesbian sorority where you can buy expensive mediocre food, but worth it because the Hoopies are all so hot. You basically have to be a cool hot lesbian to work there. Initiation involves carrying a large hoop around everywhere for a week, which is not hazing because it's fucking awesome. Tampons hang from the paint-splattered walls and pictures of boobs are everywhere. It instills in men an instinctual fear -of strong powerful beautiful women who are not interested!
-Oh my god, I have such a girl crush on that chick
-Her? Everyone's got a crush on her, she works at Cafe Hoop.
by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm March 14, 2011
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Hoola Hoop Ho

A women, with an abnormally large cooter and the ability to swallow an entire XL penis (balls included) with her meatwallet.
The real talent begins when after the partner's "shit" has been engulfed in her hotbox, the Hoola Hoop Ho (HHH) begins to rotate around the male's package in a clockwise (sometimes counter-clockwise) motion
This can only be done by sluts, tramps, common street whores
"That Hoola Hoop Ho swallowed my balls" - paid lobbyist

Jeff: What the hell is a Hoola Hoop Ho?
Chris: the act of said ho sitting on your shit, and rotating her hips as if she is supporting a hoola hoop
by Louie Arduini December 13, 2006
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Big Hoop Energy

Big hoop energy is knowing your self worth. Loving yourself, being powerful, sassy and not tolerating any bullshit.

Mostly referred to people who wear big hoops or seem like they would be confident enough to. Potentially hoes but proud of it.
They have big hoop energy! I admire them
by Big Hoop Energy :) August 30, 2019
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