Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun

"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".

by Stellababe August 4, 2011

Holiday Sauce

People who can't spell or say 'Hollandaise sauce' properly.

Bob: "hey, i'm gonna make some holiday sauce tonight!'

Phil: "Bob, your an idiot."

by Bobdobolina January 19, 2015

holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

gangsters holiday

Going to Jail/Prison

Where a gangster might take an extended stay

"Where's carl?"
"He got caught selling dime bags.. he on a gangsters holiday now"
"Oh word... they really gotta decriminalize that ish"

by kultbae September 2, 2017

chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.

"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."

by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017

Holiday Hog

N. or V. Any super-efficient person who buys and wraps gifts without showing them to co-givers. Also, a person who wraps all the presents and makes cards, party invitations and or plans and does not share basic information.

Jose, did you even know what gift you gave me? No, Leah totally holiday hogged me again.

by Gaucho19 December 18, 2011

black holiday

When a black guy calls in sick even though they aren’t .

Yo nigga , I took a black holiday yesterday. I said I was sick, but I wasn’t.

by NiggaT87 July 31, 2019