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yellow hippo

A person that has actually become obese on a diet of nothing but dog cum and gun powder.
Bobby: Dude, have you seen JR lately?!

Walker: Yeah, he needs to ease off all of that dog cum and gun powder before he becomes a yellow hippo.
by Elmuff November 15, 2018
mugGet the yellow hippomug.

hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.
Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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wallowing hippo

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.
by captnphunky March 9, 2017
mugGet the wallowing hippomug.

Hippo Nuke

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit
by GlizzySock July 13, 2021
mugGet the Hippo Nukemug.

hippo money

When your woman spends the family cash without prior authorization.
by OvenMitts&Zipties June 23, 2022
mugGet the hippo moneymug.

Hippo dick

that man's hippo po is looking like a snack,let me get some of that hippo dick.
by Snaccc June 3, 2020
mugGet the Hippo dickmug.

tiny hippo

Like hippo (from hypocrite), but also with a tiny body part. A "big mouth hippo" is a person who says something is wrong one day but then goes and does that exact same thing or has already done it in the past. Calling someone a tiny hippo is also making reference to their penis or if they are a women, their ass. So big mouth, small dick. Or big mouth, small ass (or tight arse - vulgar form). It is sometimes used to refer to a gay person who talks hypocritically, normally a bottom/submissive in the relationship.
(after hearing tall tale from some loudmouth) - "that dude is a tiny hippo."
by Dysklyver December 6, 2017
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