dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake

hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.

by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023

Hippo dick

Big pp

that man's hippo po is looking like a snack,let me get some of that hippo dick.

by Snaccc June 3, 2020

The hippo effect

When there is one decent girl standing among a bunch of fat ones it immediately increases their charisma

A: damn she's hot
B: nah man that's just the hippo effect

by James shandy October 30, 2018

Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

by GlizzySock July 13, 2021

Hippo-Snatch

A term used for a woman so thirsty for the "D", that her actions leads one to think that her vagina is going to jump out of her pants and snatch that "D" up like a ball in Hungry Hungry Hippos!

While Ratchet's husband is doing a ten year bid in prison, she gets hungry for the "D". She's up in the club all Hippo-Snatching any dick wit a pulse n a dream, and she down with O.P.P.

by gfizzlemynizzle January 17, 2015

hippo money

When your woman spends the family cash without prior authorization.

All out of hippo money! WTF!

by OvenMitts&Zipties June 23, 2022

Hippo of Coke

A significantly large amount of cocaine

“Dude, I just got a hippo of coke last night.”
“Bro, it must be snowing near you”

by Sluttypumkinspicelatte December 16, 2018