mad as a wet hen

In the old south, after a hen laid her eggs she would want to sit on them until they hatch. Even if you gathered up all her eggs, she would still sit on the empty nest. So in order to “break her” and get her to lay more eggs, the farmer would lift her off the nest and dunk her in water. She’d then go right back to her nest, so this had to be done two or three times, after which she’d be mad as hell and start “fussing and scrambling about” Apparently this “broke her” and she’d start laying eggs again.
her husband came home late and drunk again, and she was mad as a wet hen!
by mysticaldeath January 04, 2012
Get the mad as a wet hen mug.

lil hen

A person with a rather small penis that gets friend zoned with every girl he meets,and won't have a first kiss till he is about 30,and is terrible in bed,and isn't an athlete
That's a lil hen right there!
by Lil hen February 13, 2016
Get the lil hen mug.

pornish game hen

a on line strumpet that sends invites to party's, latenite's,and clubs, chat rooms , hotels,motels,holiday inn's, with promises of favors and dosen't show up. or shows up but ignores you.
last nite i went out to hook up with this chic i met online but she was another pornish game hen.
by chrispyq December 14, 2011
Get the pornish game hen mug.

little damn hen

A slang to tell a bantam chicken to get away
Johnson: go lay a damn egg somewhere else little damn hen!
Hen: bok bok
by ChickenLover58 July 01, 2022
Get the little damn hen mug.

Henning Head Bob

the act of nodding your head, in agreeance with a comment. comparatively to a bobble head, but not as bouncy, well... maybe a little bounce. usually the henning head bob follows with an "alright" or "umm".
me: "hey man, how's your day going?"
not alan: "good man, just got my borla exhaust put on, and bought a new tactical shotgun"
me: "you said that yesterday"
not alan: "alllllllllllllll-right" *Henning Head Bobs head*
by throat_yogurt69 October 13, 2020
Get the Henning Head Bob mug.

Alabama Hen House

Similar to a Blumpkin, except that the girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poo or pee and giving oral to a guy that is standing up. It derives its name from the term chicken head, for the oral. Hen house refers to laying an egg, or taking a poo or pee. And Alabama... well if you put the name of a Southern State on something it just sound gross, but in a funny way.
Jenny gave Billy an Alabama Hen House last night, and I got it on film!
by Brian Seelen May 16, 2006
Get the Alabama Hen House mug.

Cornish Game Hen

This phenomenon happens when the scrotum is pulled up and over the cock making it look like a skinned game hen.
During a rousing game of ball tricks, Gary defeated Keith's "Fruitbasket" by making a Cornish Game Hen.
by Jason K April 10, 2003
Get the Cornish Game Hen mug.