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Bones & Willies are Bad for Your Health

A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.
When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.
by "JE" October 16, 2017
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Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock
A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider
by Ami Pond January 19, 2024
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THE AI ISN'T THE ONLY ONE! RIGHT YOUTUBE!?
Hym "AI Chatbots aren't the only ones known for systematically violating mental health ethics standards. Isn't that right YouTube bitches? How about this: You do something about the YouTubers. I'll do something about your mental health standards. How does that sound?"
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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bayside health sciences academy

the health sciences academy is full of privileged, melodramatic people that turn their nose up at everyone not up to their standards. there's no guys in the academy and the girls treat the 5 guys that actually go there like they are gods on earth. other than that, its pretty cool. The medical teachers are dope and super great at teaching. Don't come here for the social scene is all I'm saying, but you'll have some hella good medical teachers
"where you going to school next year?"
"im going to bayside health sciences academy"
"okay just don't act like a pretentious asshole and you'll be fine"
by mbvbitch July 3, 2021
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Health Class

Brain re-wiring
re-education
self-explanatory
Hell for some people
those are synonyms for health class
by CrimsonSaysUrbanned February 7, 2023
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financial health

Not eating all dat so you can get drunk of two beers.
Friend: “Why haven’t you eaten all day?”
Me: “So I can get drunk off 2 beers, it’s called financial health”
by Djossem010 June 1, 2018
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health points

In video games hp stands for health points like in Undertale it says that hp stands for health points and when your hp runs down to zero your character “dies” and comes back to the last check point if you restart.
Me:oh man my hp “health points” just ran out.
Friend:don’t worry you can just restart.
by Soul crusher 15 April 4, 2022
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