ollies mental health

Ollies mental health is so bad that noone can fix it.

person 1: i cant believe its so bad
person 2: yeah, its just as bad as ollies mental health

by amiexistent December 06, 2022

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The Picture of Health

If you see them on the street you go, “mmmm, health.”

Andrew is the picture of health.

by Potatoes.are.life November 15, 2024

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Schrödinger's Health

The state of feeling both alive and dead at the same time, sometimes physically, sometimes emotionally.

Like depression.

Margaret: Wow Viktor, you look like absolute dog today!
Viktor: Yeah, I think I've got Schrödinger's Health.

by Sybyll_Masters May 16, 2019

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Pokémon health

Term used when an enemy in a game has little to no health

That should have killed him! He had Pokémon health

by Knsloc March 07, 2021

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health, welfare, and morels

What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.

While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.

by QuacksO January 04, 2025

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