Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

by Abbjmt May 23, 2021

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Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.

"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."

by DilfRider July 5, 2025

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jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes

a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick”
b: “dhdiodksneudu”

by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025

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Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to language.

Person 1: Are you addicted to language?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

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A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.

You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.

by Geordie6 June 16, 2024

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