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Harold

Harold is such a hyped up, bubbly, funny, and athletic friend he is also so caring and funny to his friends he cares and protects his loved ones and he is such a valued friend.
" Harold is a keeper" meaning he is so valued and so caring and a real friend to have.
by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022
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Harold

To take worthless vehicles, and do crazy things to them, just for shits and giggles. Usually resulting in a brief internet viral uproar.
"Ya, he harold that old mk2. Now it has 3 turbos and got featured on Donut Media"
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Harold

Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.
by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025
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Old fashion Harold

When you use baby powder or gold bond to powder your privates and say HAROLD.
While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold
by Baby Harold October 11, 2025
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William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
This WilliamHaroldJohnson is a real cuck.
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
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Harold

Harold is a pain in the but he has a disgusting taste in girls and is mean and annoying and most Harold's are gay
Boy1: wow that guy looks so gay!
Boy2: yeah it’s probably Harold!
by Harold_gayKid788 May 31, 2020
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harold

harold is a name long for harry, most commonly used when talking about harry styles <3
"i love harold styles"
"you mean harry?"
"no"
by jadeduckprincess December 14, 2021
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