harold

When something is suspect or you're in a situation in which you maybe doing drugs or other illegal things and a parent or person with authority may be coming in which case you say "harold" to warn the group to stop what theyre doing.

"Tyrone, hide the bong its so harold"
"oi! Harold! its the fuzz"

by fyla kine June 16, 2018

Harold

Is he gay? or european? the world needs to know.

Harold: I don't have a boyfriend!

Other dude: That's not what you said yesterday!

by lolmyface:) December 12, 2021

harold buttle

a guys name, also sounds alot like harry butthole

man did you see that, it looked like....uuuuhhhhhh harry buttle, ya i know harold buttle

by evan met May 2, 2011

Harold

A nice, calm and laid back person who is always there relaxing even when everyone is going crazy.

guy 1: Sam is such a nice, relaxing guy
guy 2: I know right he's such a Harold
guy 1: ya I'm actually kinda into him
guy 2: ya its to bad he's straight

by PanTrans212 January 18, 2021

Do a harold

Eating past 12oclock.

I might do a Harold night and have a pizza.

by Migraine 52 February 21, 2023

Harold

Code name for a hot girl. When being discreet and trying to alert the boys to a beautiful woman within the vicinity. Simply announcing Harold will turn the boys into watch towers. Those that announce Harold incorrectly will be judged with unrelenting fury.

Harold! -everyone looks

Hey did you see that Harold working over at the Kia dealership?

by Harold-the Harold whisperer January 17, 2023

Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010