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HAPS

Acronym for "Host for Aged Penis and Sperm". Refers to a woman who wants to be impregnated by a much older man.
"Her boyfriend is 78? But she's 22!"
"Yeah she's a HAPS"
by OptimusSlime August 2, 2023
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gordon hamsay

hey dude u ate my gordon hamsay??
no bruh
by the croc 69 April 16, 2020
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Gives me the haps

Makes me happy!
Sitting on the back porch watching my wife talk to our son trying to figure out the definition of “gives me the haps”, gives me the haps.
by Walgon September 21, 2018
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hansa

Hansa The Ratrick from Luton loves a golden shower
by DrRatrick May 3, 2018
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Hansa

A man of many talents. Dominant in the bedroom but also Sweet and romantic. A creative partner that loves with his whole heart.
Understanding and accepting.
That asshat should really be more of a Hansa.
by ChargerTheHorse December 7, 2020
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hapsburging

the technique of spamming several hundred/thousand meaningless posts in the period af a few days following your signup. this techinique is generally not used by trolls, but rather people who feel the need to hit the top 10 posters straigh off the mark, and are too lazy to contribute meaningful posts.
"this new guys hapsburging, he has like 10000 posts in 2 days"
by vslayer November 22, 2005
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Hafsa

Hafsa is an Arabic name which the meaning is forgotten from my head right now but she is very intelligent smart and loves to write stories. Her brilliant mindset has helped her become the wonderful teenager she is right now and her mother loves her all the more for it. Hafsa is one of many children, approximately five, and she will always say that she is the favourite. Hafsa also has a dark side. Though she may look harmless and loving, really she is a monster inside. She uses her two younger sisters to do things for her and destroys everything in sight when a bad mood comes upon her. She has two bunnies at home, one belonging to her and the other to her sister. She tortured her sisters rabbit and is perfectly fine with her. The name of the petrified creature is yang. Which comes from the logo ying yang. The other bunny that gets treated fairly is called ying.
Ameena: She is intelligent, but also mysterious in bad ways.

Inaaya: She must be a Hafsa.
by Randomuser29 August 20, 2019
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