Meat handles

Someones nasty hands that have 100% been used to handle someones meat.

"Don't touch me with your meat handles"
"Get your meat handles off me"

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts May 8, 2018

Ass-handle

1. to completely fuck something up. 2. to beat severely, like "own" among gamers. 3. to fondle someone's ass/have sex with them.

1: Wow, man, way to ass-handle the situation...fucking idiot...

2: Oh, damn...you just got ass-handled.

by Axel of Novarite City August 30, 2010

off the handle

Being crazy, insane or stupid.

"Dude your completely off the handle"

by Da Boss03 February 7, 2018

Handle Randle

similar to a case rase as a teams of two people attempt to finish a handle (1.75L) of liquor in one night. can be played between multiple teams or just a challenge for a boring night. Often leads to puking as it requires heavy drinking. not for the weary or weak of heart.

Anyone down for a handle randle tonight?
I think we should try the handle randle challenge this evening.

by drunkchallenger December 4, 2010

Pie Handles

Handles you get from eating wayyy to much piiiieee.

Hey you see that guys pie handles?

HOLY SHIT PIE HANDLES ARE SO SEXY BROOO!

OMG BECKY LOOK AT HER PIE HANDLES THEY ARE SOOO BIGGG!

by mtndewdude55-izmyaim August 7, 2010

handle cat

a cat with a handle on its back

oh man, check out that handle cat!
HANDLE CAT DERRDERR!

by ftp420420 August 15, 2008

net handle

A screenname,username, or other form of naming yourself on the internet. Most often found in chat sites, profiling sites, instant messengers, and online games.

*see also Handle

My one friend changes her net handle on every site she uses, its so frustrating!

by Onyxflame March 1, 2009