banana handjob

The couple peels a banana and the one partner takes the banana peel and puts it on the males penis and then puts her hand outside the peel and gives him and handjob with the banana peel while the person giving the blowjob eats the banana

We went to the zoo and on the way home my wife gave me a banana handjob

by The Frat House December 31, 2014

boston handjob

The interesting (mythical?) act of inserting your penis in a woman's anus (girl 1) while another woman (girl 2) fists the first and strokes your member to ecstasy through the thin divideing wall between ass and vaj.

A: Dude...Fuck...I totally got a Boston Handjob from Amanda and Cheryl last night...
M: Did you fuck, ya dirty bastard.
(A cocks eyebrow and swaggers off knowingly...)

by Capt. Volcano September 29, 2008

ranch handjob

When two or more cowboys jack off each other in a speed competition. The winner gets to ride the other participants Bareback mountain style.

Man Ben got ridden hard by Billy Bob George the cowboy after he lost at a game of ranch handjobs.

by VinceNoir June 23, 2006

Mississippi Handjob

When you have anal sex with a girl/guy and finish by getting a footjob because their hands are too busy holding the meth pipe.

Sis gave me the ol Mississippi Handjob since her hands were too busy with finishing up pa.

by Jimmy RJ Lennon March 2, 2014

inverted handjob

When a man does a handstand while a woman gives him a handjob

John removed his trousers and did a handstand. Lisel gave him a handjob. Thus, an inverted handjob was performed at a high level of expertise.

by INVERTEDHJ4LIFE May 25, 2006

russian handjob

when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.

Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.

by big eazzzy May 22, 2008

Russian Handjob

A handjob in which the giver's hand is of sub-acceptable temperature. Most often experienced in cold weather or in geographical locations north of the 45th paralell. Originated in the Soviet Union.

Person 1: "wasn't it cold?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Nikita unbuttoned my snow pants and gave me a freezing Russian Handjob"
Person 1: "Damn, I'm glad I don't live in Siberia"

by Ucross1101 December 4, 2010