Halfpint

A nickname for someone who is 3 inches shorter than you, which is roughly half a pint of ice cream.

"Hey, how goes it Halfpint?"
"Awesome. It goes awesome."

by thatcheergirl April 23, 2020

happiness

Happiness is a brief period of pleasure and joy followed by greater misery and pain ahead...it is a sick vicious cycle until we die then we may find absolute happiness or absolute misery.
The same logic applies to luck.

I became a rich person and had it all...I was on top of the world, then suddenly...BAM! My world fell apart on me and now I am miserable!

by Cid X May 27, 2004

I hate happiness

When you’re really horny at want to eat a dick but don’t want to say

Horny ass gurl:I HATE HAPPINESS random guy at the party: “cum” with me (goes to empty room) Horny gurl: hurry up already random guy:(unleashes the power) guy: ( moaaaaaaaaaaaan) gurl: ( sucks HARD)

by treecar101 June 24, 2021

Happiness is a purring kitty.

A paraphrase of a Charles Schulz quote. One his Peanuts was hugging Snoopy and the dialogue bubble above them said, "Happiness is a warm puppy." The paraphrase refers to the soothing feeling and pure joy one receives when he listens to his cat's purr, knowing that the cat is happy and his experiencing the bond between cat and owner.

I hugged my cat and thought, "Ah, happiness is a purring kitty."

by kwebb1265 May 2, 2011

happiness without the H

say it out loud

you know what I want in me

happiness without the H

by Hehe I cheated March 19, 2021

ban-happiness

The urge to ban at will. Typically seen as a characteristic of asshole admins such as DerEngel

<Isabella> Uh oh. Looks like DerEngel's suffering ban-happiness again.

by anonymous January 31, 2004

happiness

Just a Flaming Moe away.

When the weight of the world has got you down
And you wanna end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job
And problems with the wife
But don't throw in the towel cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaaamiiing Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moes) (Let's all go to Flaming Moes)
When liquor in a mug (Moooooe's)
Can warm you like a hug (Flaaa-ming Moo-oo-oooe's)
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...

by vgboy2002 June 15, 2004