Hardon

A mistake waiting to happen...repeatedly

Scenario: In a sleazy bar, eg; chateaux 6, Havanas etc.
"That guy is like so coming on to me"
"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a hardon"

by Rachael Davies May 16, 2008

Hairsome

A handsome and hairy amalgamation (particularly relating to body hair). Dishevelled and rugged yet highly arousing and stirring by nature

Crikey, look at that dudes torso, look how hairsome and dreamy it is!

For a lady, she sure is hairsome, buddy!

by Kev Hairesomo August 11, 2008

hairdryer hands

When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.

One of my hands is hot and one of my hands is cold!

I have hairdryer hands!

by MINDSEY February 24, 2010

hairyola

hairy nipples

He got her hairyola stuck in his teeth.

by blutimus July 19, 2010

Your mom's hairdresser

Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"

Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

hairpoo

When a woman's hair looks so repulsive that it might as well be a bowel movement piled on her head.

Kate Gosselin's hairpoo is out of control.

by danceswithprozac June 10, 2009

hairdresser's car

Any two-seated sports car that is clearly aspirational in its ownership. For example a Mazda MX5 or a BMW Z3.

Omg! I can't believe they've got an MX5. That is such a hairdresser's car...

by Karl January 18, 2004